If I write about what’s really on my mind it will be something like: hate, scared, hate, hate, fear. So, I stole a meme from Robyn
Accent: I have a mixed up accent. I still have some New Yorker (western NY that is, thank you very much) but, it’s mixed in with a Northern Neck, Virginia mush mouth and y’all. And, I call people, hon, a lot. I am a little old southern woman in a 31 year old, yankee body.
Booze: Vodka! Wine! Crown Royal! My favorite is good vodka, then cheap wine, then Crown Royal. Or mix it up. Birthday weekend (which I need to write about, still) I drank massive quantities of Crown Royal and Jaegermeister. Speaking of which, I am a sorority girl at heart, I adore Jaeger. I would kill for a bottle of it, right now.
Chore I hate: Vaccum. I hate it and I can never spell it right. I’d rather wash 1000 sinks of dishes then vaccum.
Dog or cat: Dog but, not right now.
Essential electronics: My computer. I have no other gadgets, although I would kill for a laptop.
Favourite cologne(s): L’air du Temps and (my trashy redneck favorite) Lady Stetson. I adore more expensive ones but, I paying hundreds of dollars for a smell? Not happening.
Gold or silver: I like silver more but, have more gold.
Hometown: I was born in Niagara Falls, NY, raised in Colonial Beach, VA. Colonial Beach is home, even though I don’t live there anymore.
Insomnia: Always. Which is why I sleep odd hours.
Job title: Pain in the ass
Living arrangements: Little flowerpot.
Most admirable trait: Loyalty. I’m the most loyal friend you could ever ask for.
Number of sexual partners: Right, only if I’m sleeping with you do you need to know that number.
Overnight hospital stays: 5 or 6. Let’s count:
Meningitis as an infant
Throat/virus thing at 6 or so.
Virus at 12.
Tonsilectomy at 20 (yes, I was old)
Spinal headache, allergic reaction to injected iodine at 23
Cellulitis at 28 or so? Can’t remember.
So, 6, that I remember.
Phobias: Heights. Bridges. Being alone.
Quote: “Reality has a well-known liberal bias”. – Stephen Colbert for now, it changes, often
Religion: Confused? Believer but, still confused.
Siblings: Two younger sisters, one younger brother
Time I wake up: It changes daily.
Unusual talent or skill: I can tie knots in a cherry stem with my tongue. I can crack the knuckles on my right hand, by just closing my fist, over and over again.
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Cooked spinach.
Worst habit: Smoking
X-rays: I glow in the dark.
Yummy foods I make: Everything I make. Kidding. I am a pretty good cook though.
Zodiac sign: Taurus.